There are 16 grams of fat, grams of sodium and 17 grams of sugar in the ham and cheese pack, as well as lots of preservatives and artificial food additives.
The pizza Lunchables, aka cardboard disks topped with liquid tomato-sugar and fake cheese, aren't any better. One ounce can of this radioactive-green-colored soft drink contains calories and, brace yourself, 56 grams of sugar! If chugging carbonated sugar water isn't enough to give you a serious "surge" of energy, don't worry, this drink also has caffeine in it. Seriously, it's pretty much a heart attack in a can. With calories, 1. Each 3-gram piece has 10 calories and 2 grams of sugar, so if you manage to chomp your way through a whole roll which wasn't that hard to do , you're looking at almost calories and 37 grams of sugar.
Not to mention, a cavity or two. Each can of enriched macaroni Os has calories, 4 grams of fat, 24 grams of sugar and 1, milligrams of sodium. With all of that salt, it's no wonder this stuff made you bloat into the shape of an "O" yourself. A 4-ounce container of this yogurt contains calories, along with 20 grams of sugar and a measly 5 grams of protein.
Sugar is actually the second ingredient listed in these things, followed by fructose syrup which is basically liquid sugar and corn syrup again, more sugar. Let's face it, the best way to eat anything remotely healthy is to dye it fun colors and smother it in sprinkles, right? It's probably a good thing your beloved Ecto-Cooler Hi-C was sent to the grocery store graveyard, because each little 8-ounce box was basically calories worth of water sweetened with 31 grams of sugar, artificial flavors and a splash of juice concentrate.
I was fucking sherry while watching the football draft it accidentally slipped in her ass so I had her suck it off to try to get the piece of corn out of the top of my dick.
She asked if that was just in my ass. So I got the Instant urge to shit so I rolled her over and shit on her back in a cosmic brownie and continued fucking. A bunch brownies full of Mary Jane.
They get the " cosmic " because of the hallucinations. Our present-day bananas, the "Cavendish" variety, contain less isoamyl acetate, and thus have a subtler flavor. The more you know, right? This feels like it's going to be a controversial choice, as well, since the Cosmic Brownie and to a lesser extent, the Fudge Brownie , its infinitely less fabulous, nut-studded rural cousin has a bizarrely high number of fans.
To us, however, it represents the worst aspects of what Little Debbie has to offer: "Chocolate" flavoring that gives off the distinct whiff of cocoa, with no discernible flavor whatsoever, baked into a sludgy mess of dough that's less like a brownie, and more like your hippie Aunt's attempt at making her own Clif bars.
Brownies, even homemade brownies lovingly baked in your home kitchen and left a little underdone in the center so that you have a gooey middle and crisp edges, are already in the running for "Worst Dessert. Cosmic Brownies are suitable strictly as an occasional treat in your kids' lunchbox, when you want to use their midday meal to let them know that you've stopped loving them. With your white-on-white-on-white combination of cake, filling, and frosting?
Look, you can call a snack cake that sells for less than the price of a newspaper "fancy," all you'd like. It's not going to change what this product essentially is: Dry cake that's devoid of any flavoring, other than an overpowering sweetness, icing that flakes off with every bite, and a combination of textures that are all too similar to one another to be interesting.
It's hard to imagine what created the need for Fancy Cakes , with their insistence on forced formality. Does Little Debbie really think that the only thing that's preventing people from serving their product at their weddings and formal events is the color scheme? Is there really an engaged couple, maybe trying to save a little money on hosting an elaborate sit-down dinner service, who said to their caterer, "Y'know, we're about 90 percent there on the Little Debbie passed hors d'oeuvre course.
But those stripes on the Zebra Cakes really seem a little garish, and they don't match the table arrangements at all. Have you got anything more You know how when you ask a little kid what they want for dessert, how they always say, "Raisins?
Nobody wants raisins probably ever, and basing your whole dessert concept around them reveals your loathing for humanity. Best: Star Crunch Little Debbie. Best: Fudge Rounds Little Debbie. Best: Nutty Buddy Little Debbie. Worst: Pecan Spinwheels Little Debbie. Worst: Banana Twins Little Debbie. Worst: Cosmic Brownies Little Debbie. Worst: Fancy Cakes Little Debbie.
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